Ride My Jawbone
The designer of the Jawbone headset and a veteran of Tesla motors have put their heads together to create something akin to cataracts, as both turn the world into a completely fuzzy blur. This electric crotch rocket will have no emissions thanks to it’s Lithium Ion batteries and will throw you violently backwards as it accelerates on flat curve up to 150 mph. That is, rather than having a parabolic acceleration, where the bike gets rolling, then takes off, this monster dubbed Mission One simply takes off. Vroom, rather than vvrrroooommm vroom. Just to further distinguish this ‘fastest production motorcycle’ in the world, it also has WiFi (what?) and regenerative breaking, which captures the kinetic motion of breaking and uses the energy to replenish the battery. Feel free to pre-order one at your leisure. I will personally wait until all the other kids at my technology start-up have them first. This gets a special Sustainy award for best attempt to take something lame (crotch rocket riding) and greenwash it cool.
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